Make College Great Again!
Greetings, course, I’m Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Participant of the USA Congress representing the 14 th District of Georgia, and I’ll be your teacher this semester!
Can you believe that? Me neither! In senior high school I was elected “Most Likely to Die While Consuming a Jell-O shot Near a River,” but now I’m the most effective individual in America! That’s freedom for you, youngsters. Do you understand what that is, freedom It’s a federal government system where people are enabled to make their own awful decisions. We like freedom in Georgia! (However just when the appropriate individuals ballot.)
Prior to I de-brainwash you, here are my course guidelines. Write them down on your hand like I do.
1 You can resolve me as Professor Greene, Her Excellency, or Your Honor.
2 Put away those books. We don’t check out things. Leave them beside your workdesks, and I’ll shed them later on.
3 My pronouns are girl / woman/chick , and I “determine” as directly, white, Christian, man-loving, southerly, and anti-woke. In fact, I’m so anti-woke that I’m sleeping
4 There will certainly be definitely no Vital Race Concept in this class. And likewise, no Quantum Theory, String Concept, Mayhem Theory, Knot Theory, or …